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Oh sparks are flying! I may have to call the fire department! That’s a government joke.

Oh sparks are flying! I may have to call the fire department! That’s a government joke.


That sounds cool. That sounds like something that’ll be a big success, you know? I mean, like everything that you, uh that you put your… your… your paws on… your fingers.

That sounds cool. That sounds like something that’ll be a big success, you know? I mean, like everything that you, uh that you put your… your… your paws on… your fingers.


Andy: What? What’s wrong?April: Nothing. It’s just adults are boring and I hate them. And I don’t want to buy all this stupid, boring adult stuff and become boring adults. Andy: Hey, listen to me. Yes, we’re gonna get a dish rack and shower cutains and a cutting board. But if you think for one second I’m not also gonna get that marshmallow shooter so I can shoot you in the face with marshmallows when you’re asleep, then you’re the dumbest woman I know. April: You’re gonna make me cry.

Andy: What? What’s wrong?
April: Nothing. It’s just adults are boring and I hate them. And I don’t want to buy all this stupid, boring adult stuff and become boring adults.
Andy: Hey, listen to me. Yes, we’re gonna get a dish rack and shower cutains and a cutting board. But if you think for one second I’m not also gonna get that marshmallow shooter so I can shoot you in the face with marshmallows when you’re asleep, then you’re the dumbest woman I know.
April: You’re gonna make me cry.