“I have cried twice in my life. Once when I was seven and I was hit by a school bus. And then again when I heard that Li’l Sebastian had passed. His memory will live on as today we light a fire that will burn on for eternity.”
Ben: Okay, deep breath. I think we got through it.
Leslie: Thank God. Hey, Jerry, you put propane in the eternal flame, right?
Jerry: No, they were out. So I just got a big thing of lighter fluid. It’s kind of the same thing…
Jerry: Are you mad at me? ‘Cause without eyebrows, I can’t really tell.
Leslie: I have some very important news about our favorite mini-horse, Lil’ Sebastian.
Jerry: Lil’ Sebastian!
Leslie: He died last night.
Andy: Do you even think that Mouse Rat is the greatest band in the world? ‘Cause it’s starting to not feel that way.
April: That band is really important to me and honestly, I’ve asked you to listen to them like, a million times and you never have, so…
Andy: ‘Cause their music is sad and drepressing and weird. And art is supposed to be happy and fun and everyone knows that. You know what? Whatever. Forget it.
Tom: Where is your favorite place to smush ya boo? Donna!
Donna: Back of my Benz?
Tom: Let’s check in with ya boo! He said her Mercedes! Jerry and Donna on fire!