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Ben: We are getting a lot of media requests about this. So Leslie, can you do Perd Hapley?

Ben: We are getting a lot of media requests about this. So Leslie, can you do Perd Hapley?


Donna: Red alert, Swanson. Your ex-wife is back.Ron: No kidding, Donna.Donna: Not her. The other ex-wife.Ron: Tammy One.Donna: She’s in your office.Tammy: Oh, ****!

Donna: Red alert, Swanson. Your ex-wife is back.
Ron: No kidding, Donna.
Donna: Not her. The other ex-wife.
Ron: Tammy One.
Donna: She’s in your office.
Tammy: Oh, ****!


Leslie: I have some very important news about our favorite mini-horse, Lil’ Sebastian.Tom: Yeah!Jerry: Lil’ Sebastian!Leslie: He died last night.Tom: Nooo!

Leslie: I have some very important news about our favorite mini-horse, Lil’ Sebastian.
Tom: Yeah!
Jerry: Lil’ Sebastian!
Leslie: He died last night.
Tom: Nooo!


Andy: Do you even think that Mouse Rat is the greatest band in the world? ‘Cause it’s starting to not feel that way. April: That band is really important to me and honestly, I’ve asked you to listen to them like, a million times and you never have, so…Andy: ‘Cause their music is sad and drepressing and weird. And art is supposed to be happy and fun and everyone knows that. You know what? Whatever. Forget it.

Andy: Do you even think that Mouse Rat is the greatest band in the world? ‘Cause it’s starting to not feel that way.
April: That band is really important to me and honestly, I’ve asked you to listen to them like, a million times and you never have, so…
Andy: ‘Cause their music is sad and drepressing and weird. And art is supposed to be happy and fun and everyone knows that. You know what? Whatever. Forget it.


Tom: Where is your favorite place to smush ya boo? Donna!Donna: Back of my Benz?Tom: Let’s check in with ya boo! He said her Mercedes! Jerry and Donna on fire!

Tom: Where is your favorite place to smush ya boo? Donna!
Donna: Back of my Benz?
Tom: Let’s check in with ya boo! He said her Mercedes! Jerry and Donna on fire!