Tom: Let me ask you this. Are you living your dreams? Well, I’m living mine. And if you wanna live yours, here’s my card.
“I’m Leslie Knope” | Episode 01, Season 04
Leslie: I have some very important news about our favorite mini-horse, Lil’ Sebastian.
Jerry: Lil’ Sebastian!
Leslie: He died last night.
Amy Poehler, Nick Offerman, Megan Mullally, Aziz Ansari, Chris Pratt, Adam Scott, Retta and Jim O’Heir attend the Emmy Screening for NBC’s “Parks and Recreation” on May 23, 2011.
Leslie: Hey, ladies and gentlemen, for the first time ever in her new part-time job in the Public Health Department at City Hall, it’s Ann Meredith Perkins! Yay!
Ann: Oh, Leslie, this is so nice!
April: I put a poisonous gas in one of these balloons so if any of them pops you may die.
Andy: No, April, we would all die. Gases fill the volume of whatever container they’re in. School.