I swear on this dead crow that I will never cook for you.
Employee: Would you like to sample our vegan bacon? 100% meatless.
Ron: Yes, please. Another, please.
Employee: Sure. Sir, is there a problem?
Ron: I’m just making sure no one ever has to eat this.
Employee: I don’t think I can give you anymore.
April: I want one.
Did you know that the food you eat becomes energy?
“I guess I kind of hate most things. But I never really seem to hate you. So I want to spend the rest of my life with you. Is that cool?” April
“April, you’re the most awesome person I have ever known in my entire life. I vow to protect you from danger. I don’t care if I have to fight an ultimate fighter or a bear or him, your mom… I would take them down. I getting mad right now even thinking about it. I’m telling you. I want to spend the rest of my life… every minute… with you. And I’m the luckiest man in the galaxy.” Andy