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Tom: Let me ask you this. Are you living your dreams? Well, I’m living mine. And if you wanna live yours, here’s my card.

Tom: Let me ask you this. Are you living your dreams? Well, I’m living mine. And if you wanna live yours, here’s my card.


“I’m Leslie Knope” | Episode 01, Season 04

I’m Leslie Knope” | Episode 01, Season 04


Andy: Come on, help me. There’s a lot riding on this. This is what Lil’ Sebastian’s gonna listen to in horsey heaven. April: Okay, let me hear your favorite one so far. Andy: You’re a champion little horse and you’re dead. You’re the champion of death, you’re the champion of death.April: Maybe try to do one without the word “dead” so much. Or “death” or “you’re dead”.Andy: See you’re helping me already.

Andy: Come on, help me. There’s a lot riding on this. This is what Lil’ Sebastian’s gonna listen to in horsey heaven.
April: Okay, let me hear your favorite one so far.
Andy: You’re a champion little horse and you’re dead. You’re the champion of death, you’re the champion of death.
April: Maybe try to do one without the word “dead” so much. Or “death” or “you’re dead”.
Andy: See you’re helping me already.


Leslie: I have some very important news about our favorite mini-horse, Lil’ Sebastian.Tom: Yeah!Jerry: Lil’ Sebastian!Leslie: He died last night.Tom: Nooo!

Leslie: I have some very important news about our favorite mini-horse, Lil’ Sebastian.
Tom: Yeah!
Jerry: Lil’ Sebastian!
Leslie: He died last night.
Tom: Nooo!


Leslie: Hey, ladies and gentlemen, for the first time ever in her new part-time job in the Public Health Department at City Hall, it’s Ann Meredith Perkins! Yay!Ann: Oh, Leslie, this is so nice!April: I put a poisonous gas in one of these balloons so if any of them pops you may die.Andy: No, April, we would all die. Gases fill the volume of whatever container they’re in. School.

Leslie: Hey, ladies and gentlemen, for the first time ever in her new part-time job in the Public Health Department at City Hall, it’s Ann Meredith Perkins! Yay!
Ann: Oh, Leslie, this is so nice!
April: I put a poisonous gas in one of these balloons so if any of them pops you may die.
Andy: No, April, we would all die. Gases fill the volume of whatever container they’re in. School.