Home Ask Tags Archive RSS THEME

“I have cried twice in my life. Once when I was seven and I was hit by a school bus. And then again when I heard that Li’l Sebastian had passed. His memory will live on as today we light a fire that will burn on for eternity.”

Ben: Okay, deep breath. I think we got through it. Leslie: Thank God. Hey, Jerry, you put propane in the eternal flame, right?Jerry: No, they were out. So I just got a big thing of lighter fluid. It’s kind of the same thing…

“I have cried twice in my life. Once when I was seven and I was hit by a school bus. And then again when I heard that Li’l Sebastian had passed. His memory will live on as today we light a fire that will burn on for eternity.”

Ben: Okay, deep breath. I think we got through it.
Leslie: Thank God. Hey, Jerry, you put propane in the eternal flame, right?
Jerry: No, they were out. So I just got a big thing of lighter fluid. It’s kind of the same thing…


Jerry: Are you mad at me? ‘Cause without eyebrows, I can’t really tell.

Jerry: Are you mad at me? ‘Cause without eyebrows, I can’t really tell.


Leslie: I have some very important news about our favorite mini-horse, Lil’ Sebastian.Tom: Yeah!Jerry: Lil’ Sebastian!Leslie: He died last night.Tom: Nooo!

Leslie: I have some very important news about our favorite mini-horse, Lil’ Sebastian.
Tom: Yeah!
Jerry: Lil’ Sebastian!
Leslie: He died last night.
Tom: Nooo!


Amy Poehler, Nick Offerman, Megan Mullally, Aziz Ansari, Chris Pratt, Adam Scott, Retta and Jim O’Heir attend the Emmy Screening for NBC’s “Parks and Recreation” on May 23, 2011.

Amy Poehler, Nick Offerman, Megan Mullally, Aziz Ansari, Chris Pratt, Adam Scott, Retta and Jim O’Heir attend the Emmy Screening for NBC’s “Parks and Recreation” on May 23, 2011.


Andy: Do you even think that Mouse Rat is the greatest band in the world? ‘Cause it’s starting to not feel that way. April: That band is really important to me and honestly, I’ve asked you to listen to them like, a million times and you never have, so…Andy: ‘Cause their music is sad and drepressing and weird. And art is supposed to be happy and fun and everyone knows that. You know what? Whatever. Forget it.

Andy: Do you even think that Mouse Rat is the greatest band in the world? ‘Cause it’s starting to not feel that way.
April: That band is really important to me and honestly, I’ve asked you to listen to them like, a million times and you never have, so…
Andy: ‘Cause their music is sad and drepressing and weird. And art is supposed to be happy and fun and everyone knows that. You know what? Whatever. Forget it.