Tom: Let me ask you this. Are you living your dreams? Well, I’m living mine. And if you wanna live yours, here’s my card.

24 Sep 2011 @ 05:33PM / 802 notes
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Ben: We are getting a lot of media requests about this. So Leslie, can you do Perd Hapley?

24 Sep 2011 @ 04:56PM / 147 notes
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Aziz Ansari attends The 2011 Entertainment Weekly And Women In Film Pre-Emmy Party on September 16, 2011 in West Hollywood, California.

18 Sep 2011 @ 01:05PM / 23 notes
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Tom: Jean-Ralphio just started an exclusive high-end production compagny and he’s willing to put on Lil’ Sebastian’s memorial service Pro Bono, just for the pub. Pub is an abbreviation for publicity.
Ron: Jean-Ralphio is a clown. This is the memorial for Lil’ Sebastian not double-coupon night at a strip club.
Tom: First off, double-coupon night is an incredible value. Secondly, this guy just started a business. He’s my friend. It would really help him out. Plus, I’m gonna oversee everything and make sure everything goes great.
Leslie: Okay, Tom, we trust you. Make us proud.
Ron: Make him proud.
Ben: Why don’t you just Photoshop that out?

29 May 2011 @ 03:49PM / 54 notes
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