Ann: You know this is my house, right?
April: Yeah, hi.
Ann: Do you wanna come in? You okay?
April: No. Andy is totally mad at me right now and I don’t know how to deal with him so I thought I would ask you.
Ann: You know, Andy and I broke up so long ago. I don’t think that I’d be the best source to…
Ann: What happened?
April: He doesn’t think I like Mouse Rat. And all I said to him was that this other band was better but I don’t know why he got all mad because it’s like an indisputable fact that they’re better. They’re a real band.
Ann: Oh, boy. Okay. Well, Andy just wants you to be proud of him and his music so this isn’t really about being right. It’s more about being supportive.
April: Oh, wow, I didn’t realize you were a marriage counselor, Ann. Sorry. My instinct is to be mean to you.
Ann: I understand.
Andy: Do you even think that Mouse Rat is the greatest band in the world? ‘Cause it’s starting to not feel that way.
April: That band is really important to me and honestly, I’ve asked you to listen to them like, a million times and you never have, so…
Andy: ‘Cause their music is sad and drepressing and weird. And art is supposed to be happy and fun and everyone knows that. You know what? Whatever. Forget it.
Andy: I got to admit, I thought your costume would maybe be a little bit sluttier.