Andy: I love camping. I betcha I could get you to love it too. Why don’t I meet you out there? If you hated it, we’ll leave and go make out. But if you love it, we’ll stay and make out. Either way, a ton of making out. You in?

27 Mar 2011 @ 02:18PM / 21 notes
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Andy: God, I swear, it’s almost like they don’t want you to win.
April: Well, you’d better practuce. You gotta win me a Teddy bear.
Andy: I’m gonna win you a million Teddy bears.
April: Well, I want a billion Teddy bears.
Andy: Well, that’s a little unrealistic. This is a hard game. Two million.
April: Deal.
Andy: All right.

April: Hey, I love you.
Andy: Dude, shut up! That is awesome sauce!

24 Mar 2011 @ 04:24PM / 23 notes
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Andy: Look I’m only gonna say this once. What if Li’l Sebastian is on this ferris wheel?
April: How about you only say that never?

“Harvest Festival” | Episode 07, Season 03

21 Mar 2011 @ 03:20PM / 21 notes
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Andy: Hey, are you all right? You seem super not happy.
April: I’m fine. Oh, I forgot to tell you. I might be going to Venezuela tomorrow. Forever.
Andy: You’re not fine. Ludgate, something is upsetting you. Why don’t you just go ahead and tell me what it is.

“Harvest Festival” | Episode 07, Season 03

20 Mar 2011 @ 02:18PM / 8 notes
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Andy: Hello April. Do you like the flowers?
April: What are you doing?
Andy: All due respect, Eduardo. You seem like a great guy. But I like April, and I’m coming after her with everything I’ve got. So, do you want to go out with me?
April: No.
Andy: I thought you were gonna say yes, but that’s okay. Because I’ll be back tomorrow to ask you again. And again the next day. And the next day. Not Friday. I have to go visit my cousin. But I will be back after that to ask you again.

“Go Big or Go Home” | Episode 01, Season 03

10 Mar 2011 @ 02:20PM / 14 notes
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