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Ann: Describe your ideal man.Leslie: He’s dark and mysterious and he can sing and he plays the organ.Ann: I think you just described the Phantom of the Opera.

Ann: Describe your ideal man.
Leslie: He’s dark and mysterious and he can sing and he plays the organ.
Ann: I think you just described the Phantom of the Opera.


F%!* you, Ann!

F%!* you, Ann!

What did he say exactly?He was like “Huh? What? Huh? Uh. Bye.”
What did he say exactly?
He was like “Huh? What? Huh? Uh. Bye.”

"I guess I kind of hate most things. But I never really seem to hate you. So I want to spend the rest of my life with you. Is that cool?" April"April, you’re the most awesome person I have ever known in my entire life. I vow to protect you from danger. I don’t care if I have to fight an ultimate fighter or a bear or him, your mom… I would take them down. I getting mad right now even thinking about it. I’m telling you. I want to spend the rest of my life… every minute… with you. And I’m the luckiest man in the galaxy." Andy

"I guess I kind of hate most things. But I never really seem to hate you. So I want to spend the rest of my life with you. Is that cool?" April

"April, you’re the most awesome person I have ever known in my entire life. I vow to protect you from danger. I don’t care if I have to fight an ultimate fighter or a bear or him, your mom… I would take them down. I getting mad right now even thinking about it. I’m telling you. I want to spend the rest of my life… every minute… with you. And I’m the luckiest man in the galaxy." Andy


"Relationships are like scuba diving. If you come up too fast, you get the bends. And the reason why I know this is because I was dating a guy once, and we were scuba diving, and I told him that I loved him underwater and he shot up really fast and he got the bends."

"Relationships are like scuba diving. If you come up too fast, you get the bends. And the reason why I know this is because I was dating a guy once, and we were scuba diving, and I told him that I loved him underwater and he shot up really fast and he got the bends."