Oh sparks are flying! I may have to call the fire department! That’s a government joke.

04 May 2011 @ 04:32PM / 70 notes
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That sounds cool. That sounds like something that’ll be a big success, you know? I mean, like everything that you, uh that you put your… your… your paws on… your fingers.

04 May 2011 @ 03:47PM / 23 notes
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Andy: What? What’s wrong?
April: Nothing. It’s just adults are boring and I hate them. And I don’t want to buy all this stupid, boring adult stuff and become boring adults.
Andy: Hey, listen to me. Yes, we’re gonna get a dish rack and shower cutains and a cutting board. But if you think for one second I’m not also gonna get that marshmallow shooter so I can shoot you in the face with marshmallows when you’re asleep, then you’re the dumbest woman I know.
April: You’re gonna make me cry.

03 May 2011 @ 03:20PM / 203 notes
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Chris: Ben! How did your date with Cindy go?
Ben: Uh, you know, she wasn’t really my type.
Chris: She’s a tall brunette. You always like tall brunettes.
Ben: Well, not exclusively.
Chris: Historically, yes, exclusively.
Leslie: He said he didn’t like her, so it’s over.
Chris: Okay, well, I’m gonna keep trying, because you are incredible.
Ben: Thank you.
Chris: And you deserve someone amazing and smart and beautiful.
Ben: Thank you.
Leslie: A real goddess.

“Jerry’s Painting” | Episode 11, Season 03

02 May 2011 @ 04:00PM / 33 notes
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