Ben: Hey, are you hungry? I haven’t eaten.
Leslie: You know, yeah. There’s a really great calzone place over in Idiotville
Ben: Oh, really?
Leslie: Down on Terrible Idea Avenue.
Ben: Okay, that’s weird. ‘cause I thought it was on beating-a-dead-horse boulevard.
Leslie: Calzones are pointless. They’re just pizza that’s harder to eat. No one likes them. Good day, sir.
Ben: Leslie, I… You know, I…
Leslie: I’m just kidding! Let’s go!
Episode 04, “Ron and Tammy, part two”