Ben: When I was 18 and I became mayor of my hometown, I used every last dollar we had to open a giant winter sports complex. Called it Icetown.
Leslie: And it turned out geat and everyone loved it.
Ben: Uh yeah, kinda. It was never completed and I got impeached. Newspaper headline was “Icetown costs ice clown his town crown.” They were big into rhymes.
Leslie: Well, I think Icetown sounds great. And the point is, at least you tried something.
“Go Big or Go Home” | Episode 01, Season 03
Leslie: I’m sort of a gay hero.
“Go Big or Go Home” | Episode 01, Season 03
Leslie: Last year, I married two penguins at the zoo, and it turned out they were both gay.
Ben: Penguin wedding.
Leslie: Mm-hmm.
Ben: That’s cute.
Leslie: It was so cute.
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Chris: Wow. I’ve just had my first bad date.
“Go Big or Go Home” | Episode 01, Season 03
Ben: Not that sneaky.
“Go Big or Go Home” | Episode 01, Season 03
Ben: Well, well, well.
Chris: Ben! What a fun surprise.
Ben: Oh, that’s right. You were coming here tonight on a date. And, hey, Leslie is joining you on this wonderfully romantic occasion. How ‘bout that?
Chris: Fantastic!
Leslie: It is. Can I talk to you?
Ben: Sure
Leslie: What are you doing here?
Ben: I’m just confirming a suspicion I had, Leslie.
Leslie: What are you talking about? I had nothing to do with this date.
Ben: Uh-huh.
Leslie: They’re both so beautiful. They probably just want to see each other naked.
Ben: Okat, well, I know what you’re trying to do. And you’re not that good at being sneaky.
Leslie: Yes, I am.
Ben: No, you’re not.
Leslie: I’m great at being sneaky.
Ben: Clearly you’re not.
Chris: Hey, you guys. Let’s all have dinner together. The more the merrier.
Ben: Great.
Leslie: Great.
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