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ohhhmygawd. i just stumbled upon this glorious treasure trove of a blog. i am so happy.<3

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 &#8220;I remember Amy being three months pregnant at the end of 19 weeks of  shooting and it&#8217;s 11:30 at night and everyone&#8217;s starting to  feel it and Amy will improvise an extemporaneous rap about the crew and  go around punching people. She&#8217;s the head cheerleader and the  quarterback of the team at the same time.&#8221; Nick Offerman

“I remember Amy being three months pregnant at the end of 19 weeks of shooting and it’s 11:30 at night and everyone’s starting to feel it and Amy will improvise an extemporaneous rap about the crew and go around punching people. She’s the head cheerleader and the quarterback of the team at the same time.” Nick Offerman


Andy: Come on, help me. There&#8217;s a lot riding on this. This is what Lil&#8217; Sebastian&#8217;s gonna listen to in horsey heaven. April: Okay, let me hear your favorite one so far. Andy: You&#8217;re a champion little horse and you&#8217;re dead. You&#8217;re the champion of death, you&#8217;re the champion of death.April: Maybe try to do one without the word &#8220;dead&#8221; so much. Or &#8220;death&#8221; or &#8220;you&#8217;re dead&#8221;.Andy: See you&#8217;re helping me already.

Andy: Come on, help me. There’s a lot riding on this. This is what Lil’ Sebastian’s gonna listen to in horsey heaven.
April: Okay, let me hear your favorite one so far.
Andy: You’re a champion little horse and you’re dead. You’re the champion of death, you’re the champion of death.
April: Maybe try to do one without the word “dead” so much. Or “death” or “you’re dead”.
Andy: See you’re helping me already.


Leslie: Yeah. Okay, I&#8217;m gonna see Ben in our secret meeting place in a few minutes. How do I look?Ann: What are you going for?Leslie: Sophisticated with a hint of slutty.Ann: Bullseye.

Leslie: Yeah. Okay, I’m gonna see Ben in our secret meeting place in a few minutes. How do I look?
Ann: What are you going for?
Leslie: Sophisticated with a hint of slutty.
Ann: Bullseye.


Tom: Jean-Ralphio just started an exclusive high-end production compagny and he&#8217;s willing to put on Lil&#8217; Sebastian&#8217;s memorial service Pro Bono, just for the pub. Pub is an abbreviation for publicity.Ron: Jean-Ralphio is a clown. This is the memorial for Lil&#8217; Sebastian not double-coupon night at a strip club.Tom: First off, double-coupon night is an incredible value. Secondly, this guy just started a business. He&#8217;s my friend. It would really help him out. Plus, I&#8217;m gonna oversee everything and make sure everything goes great. Leslie: Okay, Tom, we trust you. Make us proud. Ron: Make him proud.Ben: Why don&#8217;t you just Photoshop that out?

Tom: Jean-Ralphio just started an exclusive high-end production compagny and he’s willing to put on Lil’ Sebastian’s memorial service Pro Bono, just for the pub. Pub is an abbreviation for publicity.
Ron: Jean-Ralphio is a clown. This is the memorial for Lil’ Sebastian not double-coupon night at a strip club.
Tom: First off, double-coupon night is an incredible value. Secondly, this guy just started a business. He’s my friend. It would really help him out. Plus, I’m gonna oversee everything and make sure everything goes great.
Leslie: Okay, Tom, we trust you. Make us proud.
Ron: Make him proud.
Ben: Why don’t you just Photoshop that out?