Employee: Would you like to sample our vegan bacon? 100% meatless.
Ron: Yes, please. Another, please.
Employee: Sure. Sir, is there a problem?
Ron: I’m just making sure no one ever has to eat this.
Employee: I don’t think I can give you anymore.
April: I want one.
What does this do?
Ann: Describe your ideal man.
Leslie: He’s dark and mysterious and he can sing and he plays the organ.
Ann: I think you just described the Phantom of the Opera.