Employee: Would you like to sample our vegan bacon? 100% meatless.
Ron: Yes, please. Another, please.
Employee: Sure. Sir, is there a problem?
Ron: I’m just making sure no one ever has to eat this.
Employee: I don’t think I can give you anymore.
April: I want one.

25 Apr 2011 @ 06:00PM / 46 notes
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What does this do?

25 Apr 2011 @ 05:20PM / 90 notes
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Ann: Describe your ideal man.
Leslie: He’s dark and mysterious and he can sing and he plays the organ.
Ann: I think you just described the Phantom of the Opera.

25 Apr 2011 @ 03:24PM / 115 notes
TAGGED AS: Parks and Recreation    season three    310: Soul Mates    leslie knope    Amy Poehler