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Janet Snakehole (by hey kyle)It had to be done, it had to be commemorated.

LOVE IT!

heykyle:

Janet Snakehole (by hey kyle)
It had to be done, it had to be commemorated.

LOVE IT!


Andy: Do you even think that Mouse Rat is the greatest band in the world? ‘Cause it’s starting to not feel that way. April: That band is really important to me and honestly, I’ve asked you to listen to them like, a million times and you never have, so…Andy: ‘Cause their music is sad and drepressing and weird. And art is supposed to be happy and fun and everyone knows that. You know what? Whatever. Forget it.

Andy: Do you even think that Mouse Rat is the greatest band in the world? ‘Cause it’s starting to not feel that way.
April: That band is really important to me and honestly, I’ve asked you to listen to them like, a million times and you never have, so…
Andy: ‘Cause their music is sad and drepressing and weird. And art is supposed to be happy and fun and everyone knows that. You know what? Whatever. Forget it.


Leslie: Ann, we have a serious code Ben.Ann: Well, it’s not really code if you say his name. Leslie: He told me that he liked me and I’m gonna go make out with him right now on his face.Ann: That’s awesome!Leslie: No, no, read me the script.Ann: Seriously?Leslie: Yes.Ann: All right. “Leslie, it’s Leslie Knope from the Parks Department speaking to you through Ann Perkins friend and beautiful nurse.” Thank you. “Do not do anything with Ben. Be responsible, no matter how cute his mouth is. YOUR JOB IS ON THE LINE!”Leslie: Shut up, Ann!Ann: You wrote that.Leslie: No, you… then Leslie, Leslie, you don’t know what you’re talking about. I care about him very much, and I’ve had 2 1/2 glasses of red wine and what that means is I’m gonna go make out with him right now and it’s gonna be awesome.Ann: Yay!Leslie: No, you’re supposed to talk me out of this.Ann: No, don’t, stop.Leslie: Shut up, Ann, I’m doing it anyway.Ann: Yaaaaaay!

Leslie: Ann, we have a serious code Ben.
Ann: Well, it’s not really code if you say his name.
Leslie: He told me that he liked me and I’m gonna go make out with him right now on his face.
Ann: That’s awesome!
Leslie: No, no, read me the script.
Ann: Seriously?
Leslie: Yes.
Ann: All right. “Leslie, it’s Leslie Knope from the Parks Department speaking to you through Ann Perkins friend and beautiful nurse.” Thank you. “Do not do anything with Ben. Be responsible, no matter how cute his mouth is. YOUR JOB IS ON THE LINE!
Leslie: Shut up, Ann!
Ann: You wrote that.
Leslie: No, you… then Leslie, Leslie, you don’t know what you’re talking about. I care about him very much, and I’ve had 2 1/2 glasses of red wine and what that means is I’m gonna go make out with him right now and it’s gonna be awesome.
Ann: Yay!
Leslie: No, you’re supposed to talk me out of this.
Ann: No, don’t, stop.
Leslie: Shut up, Ann, I’m doing it anyway.
Ann: Yaaaaaay!


Leslie: You were really great in that presentation today.Ben: Oh, thanks. Leslie: I liked the stuff you said about Pawnee. That was really nice to hear. Ben: You know, Pawnee is a really special town. I love living there. And, hum… And I look forward to the moments in my day where I… I… where I get to hang out with the town and talk to the town about stuff. And the town has really nice blond hair, too, and has read a shocking number of political biographies for a town, which I like.Leslie: Oh, God…Ben: I’m sorry. And I know we can get into trouble but I… I can’t take this anymore and I feel like we have to at least talk about it. I mean, it’s not just me, right?Leslie: No, it’s not just you.

Leslie: You were really great in that presentation today.
Ben: Oh, thanks.
Leslie: I liked the stuff you said about Pawnee. That was really nice to hear.
Ben: You know, Pawnee is a really special town. I love living there. And, hum… And I look forward to the moments in my day where I… I… where I get to hang out with the town and talk to the town about stuff. And the town has really nice blond hair, too, and has read a shocking number of political biographies for a town, which I like.

Leslie: Oh, God…
Ben: I’m sorry. And I know we can get into trouble but I… I can’t take this anymore and I feel like we have to at least talk about it. I mean, it’s not just me, right?
Leslie: No, it’s not just you.


What’s the advantage of doing it in Pawnee? The advantage is that it’s a wonderful city. I mean, look, I’ve been to 40 some odd towns in Indiana and Pawnee is special. I mean, the people are passionate and kind. They love their city. They take pride in their work. It’s a very, very special place.

What’s the advantage of doing it in Pawnee?
The advantage is that it’s a wonderful city. I mean, look, I’ve been to 40 some odd towns in Indiana and Pawnee is special. I mean, the people are passionate and kind. They love their city. They take pride in their work. It’s a very, very special place.


Tom: Where is your favorite place to smush ya boo? Donna!Donna: Back of my Benz?Tom: Let’s check in with ya boo! He said her Mercedes! Jerry and Donna on fire!

Tom: Where is your favorite place to smush ya boo? Donna!
Donna: Back of my Benz?
Tom: Let’s check in with ya boo! He said her Mercedes! Jerry and Donna on fire!