Leslie: Hey, ladies and gentlemen, for the first time ever in her new part-time job in the Public Health Department at City Hall, it’s Ann Meredith Perkins! Yay!
Ann: Oh, Leslie, this is so nice!
April: I put a poisonous gas in one of these balloons so if any of them pops you may die.
Andy: No, April, we would all die. Gases fill the volume of whatever container they’re in. School.
Andy: I got the greatest wife in the world!
Andy: We’re married! We’re totally gonna do it later!
April: Oh, my God.
Ann: You know this is my house, right?
April: Yeah, hi.
Ann: Do you wanna come in? You okay?
April: No. Andy is totally mad at me right now and I don’t know how to deal with him so I thought I would ask you.
Ann: You know, Andy and I broke up so long ago. I don’t think that I’d be the best source to…
Ann: What happened?
April: He doesn’t think I like Mouse Rat. And all I said to him was that this other band was better but I don’t know why he got all mad because it’s like an indisputable fact that they’re better. They’re a real band.
Ann: Oh, boy. Okay. Well, Andy just wants you to be proud of him and his music so this isn’t really about being right. It’s more about being supportive.
April: Oh, wow, I didn’t realize you were a marriage counselor, Ann. Sorry. My instinct is to be mean to you.
Ann: I understand.